Hello.
Nov. 19th, 2025 | 11:55 pm
Hello, I'm Lemony. It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
Occasional forrays into Bandom, Merlin, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Jeeves and Wooster, Harry Potter and House.
Slasher.
My OTPS be:
House/Wilson
Jeeves/Wooster
Merlin/Arthur
Uther/Igraine
Jack/Ianto
Ten/Master
Remus/Sirius
Add me anytime and we can squee about any of the above.
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Torchwood.
Jul. 10th, 2009 | 10:05 pm
I'm feeling: 
Betrayed
I will never forgive RTD.
Not for what he did yesterday.
Not for such a cop out ending.
Not for ruining our show.
But we will always have fandom.
Not for what he did yesterday.
Not for such a cop out ending.
Not for ruining our show.
But we will always have fandom.
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Torchwood - COE - Day Three
Jul. 9th, 2009 | 12:09 am
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Torchwood - COE - Day Two
Jul. 7th, 2009 | 11:05 pm
I'm feeling: 
tired
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Torchwood - COE - Day One.
Jul. 7th, 2009 | 12:00 am
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'Leave it to Jeeves' - Jooster Discussion.
Jul. 3rd, 2009 | 12:30 am
I'm feeling: 
hot
A discussion on the slashiness of the short story, 'Leave it to Jeeves' from the book, 'My Man Jeeves'.
First ever thing like this.
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I'm such a slut.
Jun. 5th, 2009 | 11:34 pm
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well i couldve been saying yum to angle delight or i cudve bin sayin yum to (cue something cheesy) a delightful angel such sa yourself;)
Oh, Jonty Ritter YOU are the Angel and almost as delicious as angel delight.
you can have a try anytime;)
Oh, you flirt. An angel couldn't sully herself so. (okay maybe just a little bit of sullying seeing as it's you.;)
wahey i feel honoured that such an angel wud sully herself dpwn to my levels (oh and im sorry for defacing this probably adukt and mature convo with my smut)
Oh no it's fine; smut is my mother tongue. Speaking of tongues...
hmmm wt about tongues?
it wouldn't be ladylike to say but trust me it'd take you amazing , sinful places :)
well then do you also have a four dau weekend? wud tht be enuf time to take me to these sinful sinful places;)
I only have a three day weekend, but trust me that will be long enough. I can get travel down to one day if you let me use my fingers. :)
Look at that filth, God's gunna be furious with me.
Look at that filth, God's gunna be furious with me.
god is loving this;) and a day wouldnt nearly be long enuf..even with these wonderfull fingers we hear so much about;)
God is so getting off on this. I think you're underestimating these very experienced fingers. Oh, I feel like such a slut.
offt im not underestimating anything;)
Good to know good to know.
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Life!Fail.
May. 16th, 2009 | 11:41 pm
I'm feeling: 
Outraged at Eurovison
I'm Hearing: Chris Rock (Y)
I have a Maths exam on Monday. I have done no revision. As in non. I'm not even sure where my notes are. FAIL.
Well it's not as if I'm going to do it for A Level or anything...oh wait. FAIL!
Also, I cannot belive NORWAY won Eurovison. THE UK WERE ROBBED.
But on the plus side I have my entire Prom Outfit now and I'm watching
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What my LJ reveals, apparently...
Mar. 31st, 2009 | 08:18 pm
( I am... )
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Writer's Block: Comped
Mar. 7th, 2009 | 11:35 pm
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1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
Feb. 21st, 2009 | 11:36 pm
RULES:
1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable.)
4. Post these instructions with your picture.
( My Picture :| )
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Merlin has taken over my brain - seriously. ALLADIN
Feb. 21st, 2009 | 01:58 pm
I was walking past the Disney Shop in my city today and saw they were selling all three Aladdin movies there. My first thought was "I fucking love that Movie!" The second was "MERLIN/ALADDIN AU Y/Y?".
This is not good.
I got on the bus got out my phone and started texting which characters would be which and saved it as a draft. I got the following.
Arthur- Aladdin
Merlin- The Genie
Morgana- Princess Jasmine
Gwen- Rajah the Tiger. (She would actually be human but Morgana would make her act like a tiger to keep their love secret.)
Uther- The Sultan
Gaius- Abu, the monkey.
Nimueh- Jafar
It would consequently have to be Aladdin/Genie, Jasmine/A Tiger.
*facepalm*
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Pitching Myself and Needs in Other People's Dreams.
Feb. 20th, 2009 | 07:08 pm
Title: Pitching Myself and Needs in Other People's Dreams.
Author:![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
lollyphants
Summary: Merlin starts sharing the Kings dreams. They make him rethink his thoughts on Uther, on magic, on Arthur. There is angst, there is Merlin and Arthur being boys in love, there is Uther/Igraine interaction and there is Arthur's one track mind.
Word Count: 6, 139
Beta: burkesl17, any remaining mistakes will be due to my inability to tell the difference between black and blue.
Notes and Warnings: I love Uther. In this I've tried to get that right balance between hating his guts, loving him and feeling sorry for him. I might have failed slightly.
Genre: Angst, general, romance, humour
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Katie Mcgrath - My need to sleep with her is like the need most people have to breathe.
Jan. 31st, 2009 | 12:15 am
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Taboo
Jan. 24th, 2009 | 12:59 am
Title: Taboo
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lollyphants
Disclaimer: NOT REAL. In fact it's so implausable I'm not even going to give it a witty disclaimer.
Notes: Written for Colin and Bradley Comment Fest.
Summary: Antony is going to beat Bradley at a game of something.
Colin just wants to learn his lines.
Richard goes into far too much detail about the female body.
Angel and Katie are silly and scary respectively.
James consults dictionaries.
Author:
lollyphants Disclaimer: NOT REAL. In fact it's so implausable I'm not even going to give it a witty disclaimer.
Notes: Written for Colin and Bradley Comment Fest.
Summary: Antony is going to beat Bradley at a game of something.
Colin just wants to learn his lines.
Richard goes into far too much detail about the female body.
Angel and Katie are silly and scary respectively.
James consults dictionaries.
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